Let Me Tell You A Story

I’m so glad this is a gif set like you have no idea

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Here’s the full video of President Obama’s fireside hangout with several nice people and me (and eventually my wife Sarah). I asked him about pennies, how ideological rigidity is stymying climate change policy, and then he told my unborn kid not to forget to be awesome.

All of these things really happened. Thanks to the President, whomever prepped him about nerdfighteria, and everyone at YouTube and google+ for making this possible.

3 months ago

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3 months ago

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3 months ago

mudblood-in-slytherin:

best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.

#this got better

Omg dead

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3 months ago

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4 months ago

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5 months ago

wholockian-trekkie:

emiljah:

misguideddreamer15:

imactuallyuhmermaid:

SHUT UP I NEED THIS FOR WINTER OH MY GOD THE GOOSEBUMPS

WANT

O.m.g.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WANT

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6 months ago

girl: im going to give you a blow job

boy: how good are you?

girl: i read fan fiction

boy: fuCK this is gonna be good

8 months ago

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8 months ago

beyoung-actstupid:

living-for-music:

thistimeitsforeverx3:

First time Daddy sees his 3 week old.”
He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.

need to reblog this. don’t even care what kind of blog i have.

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

“[His] library was a fine dark place bricked with books, so anything could happen there and always did. All you had to do was pull a book from the shelf and open it and suddenly the darkness was not so dark anymore.”

— Ray Bradbury, Farewell Summer: A Novel (via liquidnight)

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8 months ago

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